Is it me or is the avocado simply everywhere. Avocado smoothies, avocado on toast, avocado chocolate pots I saw the other day. And then there are the avocado evangelicals. I think they need this card. Me, I love an avocado, sometime I’ll have it with bacon too. A greeting card with a dull picture of avocados. White text in a green box above reads You enjoy your avocado. I’ll stick to bacon.